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Never-buy blacklist with exact models and years
A viral cars format on TikTok and Instagram
Name specific popular models, years or engines to avoid and say what fails on each, usually with an insider credential.
8
accounts it worked for
10x
median, times their usual
#6
of 41 in cars
Angle
Green screen, Voiceover, Talking head
Why it works
Naming exact, mass-market models makes every owner and shopper wait for their own car, and it sparks brand-loyalist arguments in the comments.
Hook formulaNever buy these [category]. I'm a [profession], and if you don't want [bad outcome], be careful with these.
How to make it
- 1State the credential and the 'never buy these' warning
- 2Rattle off each exact model, year and the failing part
- 3Include one sacred-cow brand to start a debate
Examples
Best first, one per account. Each links to the original post.
- @carautoexpertusa
35K followers, TikTok
β5 Worst Suvs Of All Time In The U.S.Aπ±β
223x their usual views, green screen, car reviews
- @adamridaa
165K followers, Instagram
βNever buy these used cars π©β
27x their usual views, green screen, car buying
- @kellylomax60
30K followers, TikTok
β9 Top Tier Gas Stations Only Dumb People Buy!β
15x their usual views, voiceover, car reviews
- @thatcarnerd
4K followers, TikTok
β3 SUVs I'd AVOID AT ALL COSTβ
16x their usual views, talking head, car reviews
- @smell.like.bad.decisions
2.3M followers, TikTok
βReplying to @pixiesticks00: Do I love anything with a 6.2? Nope. Am I looking to buy one? Also nope. Did I watch to the end cause I'm SO...β
7.7x their usual views, talking head, car buying
- @adam.ridaa
135K followers, TikTok
βNever buy these used SUVsβ
9.5x their usual views, green screen, car buying
- @andysautoadvice
136K followers, TikTok
β5 car engines I wouldn't touch with a 10 ft pole!β
8.8x their usual views, talking head, car buying
- @aeschbachauto
144K followers, Instagram
βAsking Mechanics βwhatβs a vehicle everyone thinks is reliable, but isnβt?ββ
4.9x their usual views, talking head, repairs and maintenance
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