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The Health Haven ads: what's working in its Facebook and Instagram ads, November 2026
The Health Haven (food and nutrition, physical product) has 5 ads live in the Meta Ad Library that have run 14 days or more or been made in several versions, measured November 8, 2026. Its longest-running ad has run 75 days: “I spent 41 years as a county coroner. I opened over 4,000 chests with my own two hands. And I'm about to tell you something I should have...” The ad types it repeats: other.
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live ads
75 days
longest running
Food and nutrition
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The Health Haven’s live ads, longest running first
75 days
running
“I spent 41 years as a county coroner. I opened over 4,000 chests with my own two hands. And I'm about to tell you something I should have...”
OtherRetired coroner confession + anatomical modelSee it in the Meta Ad Library41 days
running
“Picture a Daughter Who Came to Help Her Mother Choose a New Range, and Found a List on the Fridge of Four Things Her Mother Blamed Herself...”
OtherAnti-pitch fiction story with radical disclaimerSee it in the Meta Ad Library40 days
running
“Picture a Honey Stand Where You Can See the Whole Factory From Where You're Standing.”
OtherRoadside honey stand single-ingredient parableSee it in the Meta Ad Library38 days
running
“I need to publicly apologize to anyone who's bought Rosabella beetroot before because I lied.”
OtherFake apology warehouse overstock clearanceIntroducing Rosabella Beetroot, a premium, certified-organic capsule formula that supports healthy blood flow and everyday energy. ❤️ Supports healthy circulation and blood flow ❤️ Supports cardio
See it in the Meta Ad Library33 days
running
“Mark. Mark, wake up.”
OtherCardiologist has heart attack medical dramaWant an easy way to support your metabolic health? 🩸 Introducing Rosabella Beetroot, premium certified-organic beetroot capsules made to support everyday metabolic wellness. ✅ Supports metabolic h
See it in the Meta Ad Library
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How this is measured
- Ads come from the Meta Ad Library: active in the US, and either running 14 days or more or made in 3 or more versions. Brands keep paying for ads that work, so how long an ad has run is the signal.
- "Days running" counts from the ad's start date in the Meta Ad Library to the day this page was measured. "Versions" is how many variations of the same ad the brand made.
- A brand gets its own page once 3 or more of its ads qualify. Each ad links to its page in the Meta Ad Library, where the creative itself can be seen.
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Questions
- What ads is The Health Haven running on Facebook and Instagram?
- 5 ads qualify this week: “I spent 41 years as a county coroner. I opened over 4,000 chests with my own two hands. And I'm about to tell you something I should have...” (other, 75 days); “Picture a Daughter Who Came to Help Her Mother Choose a New Range, and Found a List on the Fridge of Four Things Her Mother Blamed Herself...” (other, 41 days); “Picture a Honey Stand Where You Can See the Whole Factory From Where You're Standing.” (other, 40 days); “I need to publicly apologize to anyone who's bought Rosabella beetroot before because I lied.” (other, 38 days); “Mark. Mark, wake up.” (other, 33 days). Each links to its Meta Ad Library page on https://tryvolume.app/working/ads/the-health-haven.
- What is The Health Haven's longest-running ad?
- “I spent 41 years as a county coroner. I opened over 4,000 chests with my own two hands. And I'm about to tell you something I should have...”, a other (retired coroner confession + anatomical model) that has run 75 days. Meta Ad Library: https://www.facebook.com/ads/library/?id=1389928209786292
- What hooks does The Health Haven use in its ads?
- Its live ads open with “I spent 41 years as a county coroner. I opened over 4,000 chests with my own two hands. And I'm about to tell you something I should have...”, “Picture a Daughter Who Came to Help Her Mother Choose a New Range, and Found a List on the Fridge of Four Things Her Mother Blamed Herself...”, “Picture a Honey Stand Where You Can See the Whole Factory From Where You're Standing.”, “I need to publicly apologize to anyone who's bought Rosabella beetroot before because I lied.”.
- Which other food and nutrition brands have ads that are working?
- The Heavy Cup (4 live ads, longest 957 days), Mason Genie (4 live ads, longest 706 days), Purity Coffee (3 live ads, longest 706 days), Unjury- Medical Quality Protein (3 live ads, longest 696 days), Made by Nacho (4 live ads, longest 426 days). Every niche: https://tryvolume.app/working/ads.
- How do I see The Health Haven's ads myself?
- Each ad on this page links to the Meta Ad Library, which shows the creative. The Volume library (https://tryvolume.app/library, with Core and Pro) shows them all in one place, and an AI agent with Volume's MCP can call search_library(shelf: "ads", query: "The Health Haven").